Oh, you're 100% entitled to your feelings, whatever they are, but you are not a fuck up. Remember, the only way to win the Game of Mommy Thrones is not to play!

Yeah, Rihanna? Well I once got a free sample of a new kind of panty liner in my mailbox and I was like "I am totally going to Tweet about this" and I did and everyone was like "whoa you are so lucky" and I was like "totally". So there.

I had to stop watching after like 5 minutes during the live broadcast because it looked like the were filming the whole thing on the discarded set of Passions.

Well, I am going to freckle-shame the fuck out of Rashida Jones...

Everybody makes a fuss about Cameron Diaz because nobody can touch Carol Burnett. Let me ask you this: who can touch Ann Reinking?

I especially liked this part, where she talks about how her feelings towards people aren't as simple as checking a box:

You really should read some of the links in the article. I read one of those books in my top ranking public health program. The obesity epidemic is a little more controversial in public health than the main stream media would lead you to believe. I agree that there are problems with the food system, and you are not…

I AM OBSESSED WITH RED HAIR. I SINCERELY HOPE MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE YOUR GUYS' LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I meant every capitalized letter I typed, I love gingers that much!)

Recessive ginger here too! Both my grandmas had red hair, but parents and bro are brunette.

Oh man, I have inappropriate thoughts about James McAvoy on the regular. Such a fan-girl crush...butterflies and everything. I have no idea what I'd do if I saw him. Probably faint.

BURT!!!!!

YAY! I got an honorary mention!

From experience—it's not ideal, but it's not the worst, and it can nevertheless be a super-cool, warm fuzzy moment.

I want to have babies with you because I LOVE all of those names.

My cousin just named her little one Matilda, and I love it so much. It's different without being weird.

Hey! My name was Lydia Katharine... L to the Katharine works so well :)

Kanye. Shaddap.

A full minute later I'm still laughing at this gif. Thank you.

I dated a rower in college. It is everything you are dreaming of and more. The relationship was pretty terrible by the end, but GOOD GOD DAMN was that boy made of pure lean muscle. and tan, and cuddly. I still dream about him sometimes, and you know, dreams are like, completely subconscious, I can't stop it. Not my…