I don't usually click through on a dirt bag, but your comment encouraged me to. Now I need to go be... Alone... For a while. Damn.

I don't know what I expected when I licked on that rowing team picture (licked was a typo but it's still a valid verb for what is happening) but I actually audibly gasped and said "oh my GOD" so. Bless.

YES

They look like classical nude sculptures come to life.

Exactly. That...

I was all like this

Back in 2000, the Olympic rowing team was doing their pre-Games training near our town. A friend of mine rented a cottage on his property to a couple who were both on the team (one male, one female). One day, I happened to stop by his place, and his tenants were having a pool party with all their teammates. It was…

I know I do. Rowr.

Nah. I was more like this.

Mine was mostly "Well, ehem... uh... ooooh, *uncontrollable giggling* goodnes... oh.. i ... mmmh."

You sure you don't mean

PURITANS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FEEL! *metes out punishment*

Noooo my Puritan feelings!

Think this through once more. Idiot boss's bad behavior is idiot boss's fault (obviously). The way an underling REACTS to or addresses the mistreatment is their responsibility, yes, but of course that's different. Even a smart, proactive employee may have to "accept" crappy supervision for some period of time, in…

The Alamo Drafthouse > ALL. Even Ann Richards knows it.

I have to say I'm surprised at the number of trolls who've crawled onto this post to vomit their "IT WORKED FOR A DACHSUND THEREFORE FAT PEOPLE ARE LAZY" rhetoric. Do they not realise that dogs are just slightly different to humans, or does their shortsighted self-absorption prevent that?

I really like how you dropped some hard-core science here and ALSO included the word "diabeetus."

Nerd boner here. I want to be your bff. I can learn so much from you!

Hey fellas (YEAH)