oohthatlady
ohthatlady
oohthatlady
Jun 5 2015
88

After seeing this post / thread, I went skipping off to find my senior yearbook.

I couldn’t find it. It’s at my mother’s house, I’m sure.

But I found my sophomore year yearbook, and while I was flipping through it, my children found me, and I just spent the last hour going through it with them, having to endure their Read more

Apr 27 2015
984

Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.
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Feb 16 2015
5

A too-common sight from my childhood, growing up right outside Austin in the surrounding hill country during the 1970s. Plus tarantulas and centipedes. And it used to snow in the winter! Long, long ago in the olden times. I'm a vegetarian pacifist but these fuckers still elicit a "NOPENOPENOPENOPE" reaction from me. Read more

Jan 16 2015
645

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and Read more

Nov 1 2014
9

Last night I went to a twenty something's party dressed as devil with a blue dress on. Turns out no one got that reference. I also starting crazy dancing when the talking heads came on just as everyone else started exiting the dance floor. Tonight I'm eating peas and cookies for dinner.

Oct 29 2014
7

LOL I kind of wish you had written that. "Thinnest weight: Birth. How you felt at thinnest weight: Don't remember. Probably cold? Hungry? Tired?"

Oct 27 2014
18

I'm going as a mash-up of the Bride of Frankenstein and a suffragette. BRIDE OF NO ONE! EQUALITY NOW!

Oct 26 2014
25

A friend of mine recently had himself admitted for inpatient care. He stayed in a week. It seemed like a responsible, sane, well-thought-out decision on his part; he'd been involuntarily hospitalized before, and this time he took control over his own health and acted to take care of himself. But it didn't fix him, and Read more

Oct 26 2014
8

So creepy! Did you call in anyone to inspect gas lines? Also, what kind of sociopath is an LSU fan in Longhorns territory?

Oct 24 2014
20

AND YOU REMEMBER IT AT THE WORST TIMES!! I AM YELLING BECAUSE IT IS FRIDAY. IT IS A VERY OLD JEZ TRADITION.

Oct 22 2014
1

we won't be around for the worst of them because i'm cutting her off after i send The Email of Doom, but i'll keep posting up till then! i did delete a text from her last night already - the severing of ties has a soft launch, i guess...