After seeing this post / thread, I went skipping off to find my senior yearbook.

I couldn’t find it. It’s at my mother’s house, I’m sure.

But I found my sophomore year yearbook, and while I was flipping through it, my children found me, and I just spent the last hour going through it with them, having to endure their…

Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.

A too-common sight from my childhood, growing up right outside Austin in the surrounding hill country during the 1970s. Plus tarantulas and centipedes. And it used to snow in the winter! Long, long ago in the olden times. I'm a vegetarian pacifist but these fuckers still elicit a "NOPENOPENOPENOPE" reaction from me.…

Have mercy.

Yo, I gots to have sex tonight!

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

Last night I went to a twenty something's party dressed as devil with a blue dress on. Turns out no one got that reference. I also starting crazy dancing when the talking heads came on just as everyone else started exiting the dance floor. Tonight I'm eating peas and cookies for dinner.

And I rest my case.

Some of them were (evil cackle) BURIED.

So creepy! Did you call in anyone to inspect gas lines? Also, what kind of sociopath is an LSU fan in Longhorns territory?

AND YOU REMEMBER IT AT THE WORST TIMES!! I AM YELLING BECAUSE IT IS FRIDAY. IT IS A VERY OLD JEZ TRADITION.

Ok, please remember I have no idea who you are or what you look like, gender, or whatever, but...here is my best intentioned, hastily but thought out, comic. Just for you, the BEST type of superhero!

This is something my best friend said to me ages ago when something similar happened to me: You trusting him and him breaking that trust does not reflect poorly on you for deciding to trust; it reflects poorly on him. Open, honest, loving people trust others - it is not a character flaw. The people who are dishonest…

Side hugs out of wedlock? I'll not associate myself with a harlot!

well from now on I will respond to your articles with "Fuck your mouth!" Just to make you giggle.

Trogdor!

My boyfriend asked my why I was watching Girl Meets World on disney when he got home last night. I yelled "IF WE HAD KIDS YOU WOULDN'T BE JUDGING ME!"

If I could only communicate via Jennifer Lawrence gifs, I would probably still live a relatively healthy and productive life.

If the boyfriend managed to post bail before she was booked, this would have been some kind of meth addict version of Romeo and Juliet.