You are not horrible; those women in your mom group are the horrible ones for making you feel that way. You need to do what works for you. You know what's best for your son? A rested and happy mom. If that means putting him to sleep in his own room than that's what you need to do. He will be fine.

I had a real Todd-Packer-like response to that Biden pic. I just wasn't prepared.

I currently live right next to a Planned Parenthood. They have regular protestors. Mostly old white men, who hold up signs. They pass out inaccurate pamphlets about birth control because apparently birth control is not how you prevent unwanted pregnancies and abortion. I hate them with a blinding passion. Every time I…

Today, as I was getting dressed, I put on a white tank top and one of my maternity skirts. My boobs looked good (not like the soggy pancakes they've been after breastfeeding Cheeze Slice), my belly looked cute, and I felt good, dammit. So fuck that staying in advice, because this time around, I love my pregnancy body.…

Even more exciting than Martin Sheen in that Moby thing? He'll be on a new Netflix show playing Sam Waterston's secret lover and they come out together after 20 years to get married to each other, shocking the hell out of their wives (who hate each other) played by Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin. Jed Bartlet macking on…

You know how when something is so beautiful, you have this visceral reaction? That.

Can I just say, I got my wedding photos recently and am being a huge girl about it?

So, I am a lady fed. At the time this happened I was brand spankin' new, having only gotten out of academy maybe six months prior. I was still unsure of myself, very polite, just trying to do a good job and not monumentally fuck up this awesome new career I had gotten myself into.

Research Blvd, St. Louis Catholic School, former Burnet MS Sailor represent.

Given your comment history it isn't hard to discern who you're pandering to.

Adam Levine Is Not the Sexiest Man Alive. Adam Levine Is the Worst.

Oh wait, I got something even better.

MARRY ME

I liked How It Should Have Ended better.

Breast feeding is an incredibly important public health issue. Any way to destigmatize breast feeding in everyday culture is a much needed step forward.

Dr. Rustle, my dog is very interested in subscribing to your newsletter.

The kids are already here. It's a waste of time to argue if that was an intelligent decision. Focus your efforts on sex ed & better access to ob/gyns and abortions.

It is nearly impossible for me to cover my cleavage except with expensive tailored clothes (I have a some but not enough for all week), or with a turtleneck. I've got big boobs. If you can't be professional enough to ignore them, that is YOUR problem, not mine. Boobs are part of life. Personally, I don't find boobs to…

It's not my fault they're shaped that way!

Hey! You with the horns! Cover 'em up!