Oh Harry, no, no, no, no, no. come on. Don't get married. Go back to Vegas, take all your clothes off and live free, as wild, roaming Ginger sex nymph. DON'T MAKE THEM GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS, HARRY.

This informs me that his vagina experience is low, like really low. Like maybe only ones that can be washed in the sink low.

That sarcasm just disqualified you from dating him, sry2say. I hope you're not too disappointed.

Created just for this douche.

Good news everyone! He's basically ruled out everyone!

When I was watching last night and she won her award, my bf was like, "what is she wearing?" I was like, "SHE CAN WEAR WHAT SHE WANTS!"

I swear, just hearing Anna's voice releases all of the endorphins.