My complex is shit with signs, so I have very detailed directions auto-populated for all of my online orders.  Even still I’ll get the occasional call asking for help, but I figure that person is bringing me food I’m too damn lazy to go pick up myself, so I’m fine with it.

I’d be more excited for Kingsman 3 if Kingsman 2 hadn’t destroyed everything great about the first movie, let alone killing two of the best characters from the original.

Twice.  I can’t wait until it’s available on digital because it was so. damn. funny.

I’m so down for this movie.

I was so excited for Kingsman 2 and it was the biggest disappointment.  I really don’t want another movie since K2 killed off my two favorites.  I guess a prequel could be okay?

Space queen with flying boots.

Was getting the first Pink Power Ranger too hard?  Because Kimberly was the best.

I’m always down for more Linda Hamilton.

He’s a condescending douche.  But damn that show is fun.

I still have a grudge against my old job’s department vp for inexplicably cock-blocking me in a dream three years ago.  Douche.

This is all I can imagine.

Everyone I know who is lactose intolerant ignores their intolerance when cheese is on the line.  It’s crazy.

1. YES.

I just flat-out say in my profile that my blog is for 18+ and when I see that someone under 18 is following, I just block them. That’s about as far as it goes for me.

Tumblr is the worst, but I keep going back to it.

What if you name the roombas, attached knives to them, and make them fight?

...take your damn star.

I watched it and thought it was hilarious, tbh.

In high school, a girls’ swim team we swam almost lost the meet by default when we saw them shaving in the pool, giggling like fucking idiots.

There were two Ponderosas around where I lived, in neighboring counties. I loved that place. All of the carbs, and a huge salad for when you’re trying to be “good.” And the dessert bar, which ruined everything.