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The only time I need cough medicine is when my allergies act up in early spring and I cough so much I can’t sleep. Then I go to the doctor and get cough syrup with codeine. It’s worth it, because I need to be able to sleep. Otherwise I do well enough with dayquil and the weak help it is.

DRAG HIM, NYC.

That’s my mom, as well. She has a victim mentality coupled with an entitlement complex the likes of which astound me.

We could bring back Celebrity Deathmatch to settle it.

One of my personal favorites was “without führer ado, Ann Coulter.”

Also, how fast can we get another Deadpool in time for that weekend.

It's so hard to break. Growing up as a member of the Clean Your Plate Club, it's so difficult to stop.

Melissa Rauch actually had a good point when she was talking about the inspiration for her movie “The Bronze.” She just didn’t understand how a commentator could say “oh, and they’ll have to settle for the bronze,” because, hey, that person is in the top 3 in the world - what’s settling about that?

I’ll have to try your trick, in small increments.

Finipil is the best.

I’d actually be down for this!

I had my eyes glued to her and I still saw it three times over the weekend. She’s such a treasure and this movie was so great.

I saw it 3 times over the weekend, once in 3D. It’s amazing. Also, I have the biggest crush on Holtzmann, so.

Just give us Starfleet options. I personally want to see some dudes rocking the Skant.

I love Lily. She’s so done with everything around her and it’s hilarious. If I had Cam and Mitch for parents, I would be 110% done, too.

I’ve had this happen. It’s the worst.

I do this too. Or I make the Daniel Radcliffe face.

White people, STAHP.

Unless I have a morning doctor’s appointment or am super slammed with work, I take my hour lunch.

Without irony, Jupiter Ascending is my #2 favorite movie. It’s pretty and ridiculous and I love it so much.