I tried to get into Austen, but I just can't. Or any of the Brontes.

The fire is the best part. We have a lighter, but the torch I get to use to light the candles everywhere? Pretty sweet.

I'm an acolyte in the Episcopal church now (at 26) and I really enjoy it. My teen then-Catholic self? That would have been hell on earth. Plus now, I know there's guaranteed fire and bells, which is pretty sweet.

A+, would LOL again

Oh god I had a second cousin get one of these at the family get-together and it was the fucking worst.

My Bostons wouldn't go for it, ever. They'd just bark at it while backing away bravely.

I always read Lavender as POC. I was disappointed when her actress was cast for film 6.

Sometimes I hate my state so fucking hard. This is one of those times.

We had nuns at the college I attended, and even though I've left the RCC, one of them remains my favorite. She was just super cool.

Before I left the RCC, there were always pamphlets and campaigns about donating money for retired priests, and never a single one about helping retired nuns.

Defense Against the Dark Arts, probably, as it's the closest to self defense. And I'd probably be better at the practical than the theory.

Wronski Feinting

If I wasn't in a quiet conference room where everyone was reading, I would be laughing so hard.

I'm not sure if you're joking or not, but oh well.

I'm a cradle RC turned Episcopal and it still irks me when the terms are used interchangeably.

I just love to imagine the Mark, Matthew, and Luke working off the same high school prompt and then razzing each other because obviously each's is the best and then the three just rolling their eyes when John walks in with his version.

I just got mine in September, and my periods are still leveling out. They're much lighter now, which is great. I don't regret a thing.

I still pretend Harry and Ron ran off together and Hermione and Luna had a short but intense romantic dalliance before mutually parting. Then Luna decided Dean could get it and Hermione took up with Charlie.

This looks like such a glorious hot mess. I can't wait.

This probably makes me a dick friend, but if someone on Facebook announces a pregnancy, with the sole exception of one of my BFFs, I unfollow them. I don't care about the side pictures or the pics showing what size of fruit that woman's little fetus is. I just don't.