So, aren’t we going to talk about the fact that this guy either has someone on his facebook eagerly looking for any excuse to call the cops on him, or the cop in question was monitoring some random dude’s facebook ?

So, where exactly in Maryland was this wonderful Morel cache?

Brown sugar and cinnamon morels? He deserves that police visit.

No ooze. You poke a whole (teeny tiny hole - can barely see it. You more feel and hear it when you do it.) And then you put that side of the egg up in the contraption. They don’t ooze or leak at all. It’s fab, really.

I just assumed they did a cost benefit analysis of the money saved by not hiring cashiers compared to the money lost in theft.

Aquaria completely shat the bed and should’ve lip-sank.

Someone needs to teach Monet about reveals. Honestly that girl is revealin before you even gets 5 steps down the runway. Like Ms Money though!!

I agree that the bottom should’ve been Aquaria and Kameron not Monet. I don’t know what the judges were on about with the no family resemblance thing for MOnet and Tyler Oakley. I thought that Aquaria and Kingsley were even further apart (though in and of itself Kingsley’s makeup was beautiful).

This season more than any has made me look at talking-head interview segments as a crucial part of the competition: the one that takes place after the fact. Each week a queen isn’t eliminated, she gets more screen time, not just during the challenges and runways, but during the talking-head segments, and those…

Actually, you’re wrong. Pairing Monet and Asia with white men was the same exact strategy as pairing Aquaria with a black man. All three of those pairings AND Kameron’s duo all got meaner reviews than Eureka got, so the only pairing she didn’t get right was Cracker’s. And she DID end up giving Cracker a dude with…

Yea, Cracker won a challenge...finally! But Cracker & Cookie stole the night. Cookie was hamming it up and sold it. And when she started singing “Happy Birthday” in a kinda bad imitation of Marilyn Monroe sealed the deal. I thought Eureka & Eufleeka were a close second as they looked great, were wonderful on the…

FINALLY, Cracker wins a challenge! It took fuckin’ long enough!

OK, TEA:

How was Kingsley supposed to react to his experience on this show? Eureka attempted to weaponize Kingsley’s skin color to throw off Aquaria’s makeup skills. Kingsley’s face throughout Untucked was like, “Fuck, why did I even agree to do this?”

I’m assuming that boy judge is the main reason why on 13 Reasons Why.

The moment Monet ran away and slid and broke like a light or a heel was the second she lost.

Couple things:

My brain switched gears pretty quickly there, where it’s like “He goes to all this trouble to track down willing participants, arrange the meet-up, host at his own house for this reasonably unusual, socially acceptable only in some fairly small circles fetish and he’s ruining it with dad jokes? Dude, you set up five…

Urine trouble now...

You shouldn’t feel like you’re stealing. Any produce manager would happily offer you samples if it means making a sale and keeping future business. Hell, our local chain grocery store has little baskets in a few spots around the store with bananas, clementines, small apples, and other fruits simply for people to snack…

Oh my friend, I don’t blame you for an exchange. They were packing in extra grapes to the bag from other bags. Not exchanging. Hypothetically, let’s say all grape bags are 1lb. They left with 1 & 1/4 lb and left the other bag with 3/4lb. They were not grape perfectionists, but grape hoarders.