both meh lip syncs for a meh song choice

I appreciate Vixen’s shit-stirring (and I suppose I should be loyal to a Chicago queen), but her runway “fire” look was pretty simple, and I don’t remember her much from the musical.

Kalorie deserved to go home for that wig alone which reminded of a Barbie doll that has been in the bottom of a toy box way too long.

As far as the Vixen vs Aquaria I’m team both of them can shut up now. But Aquaria more so

If you leave too much space between the words, they can wriggle out of their cages.

I really wanted to like Kalorie Kardashian but she came off really badly on the Untucked. Her look was already prettty underwhelming and she seemed to be going out of her way to be shady and petty during the Untucked. I’ve never watched Untucked right after the episode like that and it’s amazing what a big difference…

“ or was that Ongina among the old queens?”

Blair St. Clair wants to play Fanny Brice on Broadway but I think she would be more suited to Billy Elliot.

Yes to Ongina.

Body-ody-ody.

Kameron is Pearl 2.0.

Monet has a tone that reminds me a bit of Bob - a certain dry affect that belies that she spends as much time observing and listening as she does making herself heard.

Wow, what an episode! Where the premiere of season 9 felt like there was a foundation of everyone being solid, this felt like there was extraordinary talent in every corner. Some of my favorites are:

As someone who is half-Canadian and grew up in Canada, I have to defend the Canadian sketch on the grounds that it’s funny because it’s true.

It is an interesting coincidence that Carrey, who became famous for talking out of his ass, is now getting heat for painting a portrait of Huckabee Sanders, who is famous for talking out of her ass.

I think Hader did good yesterday even though the material he got was not great.

Yeah, it’s really one of those recurring sketches that seemed to amuse the cast way more than anyone actually watching it. Of course, if you judge solely on the reactions of the studio audience— who will cheer anything even remotely familiar— it’s the funniest thing ever.

It’s tragic how misguided SNL is in thinking “The Californians” is some beloved classic we’re all wanting to see again. Far, far from it.

“What exactly is the name of the student living in the school? “Mash-house”? “Mush-house”? “Mouse-house”?”

I was done when I saw that Rosie Perez got downgraded for Ted Goddamn Mosby