I understand why it’s different, but my first thought seeing the title was about the giant movie theater sodas and how a “small” now is roughly the size of my whole head.

Then why isn’t it working yet...

This. I mean, in a way this is the portion control aspect of dieting we all keep hearing about. Just, ya know, imposed on us.

As with all manner of nonsense arising from this administration, I remain unsurprised by this news.

Safe and dull is about right. I think Schumer did a game job—her ad lib during the otherwise horrendous cooking show sketch was fun—but many of the sketches were simply not funny.

Presumably, jokes.

Yeah I sorta see what the reviewer is saying about the acting quality, but it wasn’t funny at all. Maybe I would laugh if I watched more YouTube videos.

I hoped the answer was “both”.

Is this the secret project RuPaul is doing with Ellen Pompeo?

So is Fox going to have any television shows anymore?

I believe Coco Montrese survived 3 way back when. IMHO she was the best lip sync this competition has ever seen.

Wow, we’re more than halfway through the season. When did that happen?

This is a lovely piece. Please make a recurring feature.

Always love a good rip on these awful movies. I regret that I actually paid to see Epic Movie in theaters.

The first rule of vaginas is that there are 20 rules about vaginas.

It looks like a Deep One.

Yeah I definitely shop the way they want, I always end up zigzagging through the store.

Not for nothing, but I keep reading this headline as, “Donald Glover is, surprisingly, not great at Saturday Night Live.”

I did a few months of meal kit delivery with Plated. Nice service, got us into the swing of home cooking and really built our confidence. Good to have a library of recipes. But then we stopped and just shopped at the grocery to save money.

Pro-tip: all produce, everywhere, is starting to go bad. As are the humans consuming the produce.