What if I thought milk chocolate was made from special cocoa beans where the trees were watered using only milk?

A modern version of Paradise Lost? We already have that, it's called ________.

Not much of a secret party if six million people are attending.

You cited Ina Garten but didn't include the reassurance that store bought is fine. Just sayin'.

People veer to the shoulder to intentionally run over birds? The world is more sociopathic than I'd imagined.

"Aw, men sure do have it rough these days."
-A lot of people, for some reason.

The elimination was a fair one. Alexis has had the target on her back for a while, and honestly I thought it was a shame queens like Nina and Valentina left first. They would've almost certainly brought something more interesting to this challenge than Alexis did. I don't know a thing about fashion and her eleganza…

This just strengthens my conviction that the human vagina is naturally filled with bees.

So upset about this.

It really is fun laughing at Trump. Untortunately he gets the last laugh, since he can roll back our health insurance and accelerate climate change.

I think the reviewer is 100% on target with the comparison between Offred and Luke. Even being the most benign male character introduced in this series, Luke continues to just not get it. It really is clueless for him to blandly offer to protect June, and this entire episode he is out of his depth, carried the extra…

I thought the Dark Universe was the one we are currently in?
*watches the news*
Yup, it is.

I assume there's a powerful prenup situation going on there as well. Prolly she has to donate both her kidneys and live her life as a streetwalker on dialysis if she ever wants to divorce him.

Grey's Anatomy does The Towering Inferno! To excellent results. I was riveted. Although in the spirit of such movies I was expecting Stephanie to die, especially when she did the "wet towel" trick to run through fire that didn't work at all in The Towering Inferno.

No cause of death huh. I'd like to imagine the spooky shadow things from Ghost dragged him into the ground.

Yahoo… Screen? Is this some kind of imaginary television network?

I think I'll watch Seth Trek, at the very least it might light a fire under the butts of those Discovery people. Also when Discovery comes out in like 5 years it will have a built-in foil to make it look good.

Whew, and here the article title had me thinking that eating these things could turn your very hands into avocados, in a you-are-what-you-eat twist.

Nicole Kidman is all of us, choking as we do on the rubbery focaccia of life.

I agree the grade is a bit harsh, it was an OK Snatch Game. I thought Sasha deserved the win because I hated Alexis's runway, and Sasha's whole performance on Snatch Game and runway was clearly very well thought out. Also, first queen playing a dead celebrity to point out she was dead, that earns points in my book.