Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

It always amazes me how college football coaches feel like they can act like such imperious assholes just based on the insane amount of money they make, the power they’re given by their employers and the coverage they get in the media.

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

A simple joke, properly executed.

We obviously did not include alt weeklies or web comics, but nothing touches the holy trinity of Life in Hell, Achewood, and Perry Bible Fellowship.

This has gotta be tough for Yankees fans. I mean, first the Cowboys and Lakers, now this?

Ryan Flaherty ain’t scared.

Can’t find his name in the phone book.

“Guys, guys, it’s cool, I’m calm now, let me go and I’ll prove it,” which gets the group to slacken their hold.

Time to take him out backbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackback

I know y’all get to decide on your own bear coverage, but the most important summer bear news is that Pedals survived the winter and is roaming New Jersey once again. Pedals is the hero we desperately need right now. Look at him! He walks like people, but he’s a bear!

Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There's no designated hitter in the NL...

Today in Alternate Future History:

“You want a pizza me? I artichoke you for what you just said.”

I’ve told this story a million times before, and I’ll keep telling it to the day I die. It’s kinda long, but fuck it, I think it’s a good one.

Homer? Arigato! Mr. J Votto.

When I was 11 I was at a week long hockey camp at the University of Maine. My best friend and I realized a couple days in that - cut off from TV (this was 1994) and playing hockey 10 hours a day - no one had any idea of what was going on in the world.

For baseball, I would only tweet the losses by the Cardinals, nothing more.