Hawk was so shocked be didn’t tell a Yaz story for two whole batters.

We will never regret accurately reporting sports news.

That dog probably takes more walks than any other dog in history.

Votto doesn’t like to play baseball the Wright way.

So McCarthy was right, the Reds are out to crush all semblance of joy.

I find it hard to believe that a Snyder could ruin a Superman.

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.

“Make America Flate Again!”

It has nothing to do with the interference call. Look at that girl’s reaction. I know a sidepiece when I see one.

I guessed correctly, which is a real waste of my luck allocation for the year.

Big deal. Mickey Mantle used to do that shit all the time.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.