No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

Of course Ross just homered. This game is . . . I don’t know. Need a new word for it. Bonktatoes.

Nah.

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

He’s going to the Browns, which he will lead to a Super Bowl victory.

It’s fine, the Cubs have a back up plan. Mark Grace is out of jail and staking out Lane Bryants in case the Cubs need a slump buster.

Because I never get tire of this GIF and shitting on Giants Fan’s worship of EYBS, here is how I imagine them reacting last night:

Wish I could take credit for this.

And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

And that’s my favorite Mitch quote. Thanks for starring these, everybody. It’s been a lot of fun to honor these Cardinal losses by honoring a great comedic loss.

“I was at a bar, minding my own business. No one was talking to me... cause I had just did a show. This guy bumped into me, which is cool, but he didn’t apologize. He said ‘Move.’ And I thought that was rude, so I said, ‘Go to Hell.’ And then I started to run. He caught up with me. He had a mustache, a goatee, a pair…

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

This is the darkest timeline

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Title Nein

Not sure. I’m struggling with that too.

I expect this sort of honesty from him. He’s not the type of player who Bortles up his emotions.

When I was in high school I read a story about a train derailment that dumped tons of corn in a wooded area. Instead of cleaning it up, they figured it’s just corn, what’s the harm. Then bears found the corn and dozens of them started feeding there. Then people found the bears and would show up to pose with them and…

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

#punterfistbump