Barbara Lee is the only rep in congress who has my full respect:

Did she get her lips/nose done or is this super-extra photoshop?

I’m more concerned about the people that must clean them after each use.

Sherlock was never that good to begin with. I will fight on this.

Fuck anything with Chris Brown.

The cops arrested Heimbach on the spot, noting that his two children were present when Heimbach attacked his children’s mother ... who is also their uncle’s stepdaughter... which means the kids’ mother is also their first cousin.

It was incredibly disappointing. Not just that she was left out of the rest of the story, but that even visiting her didn’t prompt any change in behaviour. The “courtship” quests were literally just a slog to get a notch on your bedpost.

while i’m sure you have your reasons, i think the real target of michael’s criticism here is less the white kids who protest and more the white people who only notice when they do.

Sometimes you get to a point in a job when you say

Her grandmther probably pissed off the wrong one and now that face is a family curse.

Well apparently someone is already working some conjure on her, got her looking like she 44...

God bless racism. Without it, Pat Boone would’ve had to suck truckstop dick for a living, and no one wants that.

Why is Bruno Mars dressed up like Prince?

Well, it’s a good thing you’re here to focus on the important issue.

*cough* https://deals.kinja.com *cough*

*writes article about giving up Amazon*

*posts article linking to Amazon to save money on charging cables*

I Shit in Your Urn, perhaps?

“Whew, I thought this would be all about me!”—Amy Schumer

He needs all the things they were seeking in Oz. A brain, a heart, some courage, and finally to go home.

Dammit Janet!