I can’t take my kids to see a film with brown Muslim people! It will confuse them! I need a white man to make my children feel safe!

Oh Denzel, the sexy ain’t coming back. I used to think I’d follow him down the street, now I’d help him cross the street. All Viola Davis needed was an raised fist afro pic tucked into her hair. Show them how it’s done Viola!

Seriously. The man must have a deeply wrinkled portrait up in his attic.

I kept thinking the same damn thing, too.

Clayton was living a digital version of Slavery By Another Name. But...

In the name of all things Janet Damita Jo Jackson...’eff Timberlake.

White people: far more upset that a grieving black family won’t talk to them than that a family member was murdered by a police officer and dragged through the mud.

That’s McDowell’s golden arcs. Or you’ve got the WacArnolds sign upsidedown.

Recalculating...TURN RIGHT NOW!

Not to be a grammar Nazi but you used the wrong tense.

A white man DID fly a plane into a, well, tall building and was just a disgruntled old white man to the press. Suicide, in Texas, I think, about 12 years ago. I forget the details beyond that...

I laughed at this hard enough to get a cramp.

No, mostly because when Netflix finds out that you’re black, it’s a real trial to get your recs right again.

A victim of GPS recalculation

Question: why don’t any of TRump’s sons look like him?

It’s a really awkward, unfortunate length. Kind of like her marriage.

About 66,829 ways.

But a black flight attendant, for the flight, which was operated by Envoy Air, accused the players of stealing the blankets...

He’s white, what do you mean “He’s still there?!”. Of course he’s still there.