onyxblackman
OnyxBlackman
onyxblackman

lmao if you think i’m sharing my coochie stories with yall

Especially white underwear. And I don’t even wear body makeup.

“...which is hilarious because she doesn’t look a thing like Audrey Hepburn”

I can think of at least one guy who finds Ivanka to be totally fuckable...

If you live in an open-carry state, then grab your pistol.

He made great moves in the Wild Card game to even get them to ALDS. And they FUCKING WON the ALDS so who gives a shit how it happened!

This is so fucking stupid. My friends are all aboohooing about his bullpen management, they are angry about Game 2 of ALDS and Games 6/7 of ALCS but that is moronic. He is excellent. Dumb fucking move.

Nope

This Mets/Burnley fan feels no pity for you. None.

I’ve read the comic since the 1st issue...way before the show...and only watch the series to complain..lol

Oh absolutely, it gets harder when you limit yourself to only black actors. Eliminate Cleveland, Carl, and Hibbert from my list, but maybe add in Cleveland Jr, who is voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson (same as Jerome and Principal Lewis). There are also then a few non-human characters who aren’t black but are voiced

Jesus Christ. That was fucking personal.

Lawrence made me proud to be from Mass and that takes some doing.

It’s not too hard if you let in recurring characters - Cleveland from Family Guy (plus the rest of his Cleveland Show family still technically exists), Jerome from Family Guy, Carl from The Simpsons, Dr Hibbert from The Simpsons, Mike the mailman from Bob’s Burgers, plus yeah Principal Louis from American Dad. A few

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This video might be a little long, but I think it‘s worth posting here. It’s by far the strongest response I’ve seen to Kelly’s speech by traditional press.

David Cross reminds me of when Liz Lemon goes to her high school reunion on 30 Rock. She doesn’t want to go because she was an awkward geek that nobody liked.

I love FIFA but I hate it’s scripted algorithm. The gif is the culmination of BS that I see in most of my matches.

“Why are blacks always bringing up race?...”

It doesn’t say 1.5 win season either giant.