Absolutely correct. I rushed 500 lbs, twisted slightly on the lockout and felt something pop and tear in my abdomen. Three years later I’m still injured with pain that wakes me up at night. Cat scans, MRI, ultrasound; doctors can’t figure out whats wrong with me.

Correct. Now if in the shitter, flush it with the sole of your shoe. No reason to risk touching the shit stained flushing handle.

I think you just got ungrayed at Jezebel.

does this apology include a cheque in the envelope?

I’m noticing a lack of a monetary component to this apology. Words are cheap and while no money will ever make up for what these people have lost due to the actions of the state, the state damn sure ought to be turning over some money. This is cheap considering the men in question are not here to hear the words. Pay…

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

Aaand.... How much money did Florida give to the family regarding lost wages, diminished social mobility, etc?

“Father...I have a confession.” “Yes, you are given permission to speak, Mother.” “I disobeyed your commands and watched the news today. I know you say nothing good comes from knowledge, but I saw you today. I saw you wearing ...The Fonzi. I...I had impure thoughts when I saw you. I imagined you in your underwear,…

I’m dead. The whole of lot of comments on this post has me crying but yours and comeonpoppet’s are just too much. You really struck out hell lmaoooooooo

Mother labels all his clothes for him.

As a Clippers fan:

“And I’m doing a triathlon this summer.”

He looks soooo old now. Like this job has taken ten years off his life.

keeping the good times goink

You could say that human compassion is also a chemical reaction.

How do you know it doesn’t originate out of an act of compassion? In contrast, how do you know that what we consider and act of compassion among humans isn’t just chemical induced evolutionary responses just like the ants? What if C.A.T. really spelled dog?

(i.e. we actually feel empathy and compassion, unlike the ants who are driven by chemical signals)

How much is he receiving from the tobacco companies to talk so much about vaping? He’s either incentivised or the dullest conversationalist ever.

Same here. Her viewpoints are simplistic bullshit with no insight or unique perspective, she delivers them in one annoying monotone and has an over-inflated sense of self-worth. I still bemoan the day Trevor Noah had her on his show and gave her that boost (I know she had a YouTube channel and was on The Blaze -…

Perhaps it is time to revisit that draft lottery status for the best-worst team. Miss the playoffs by one game get a bump in % for the lottery.