The TBS box graphic on the side blows this trash out of the water.

if you know your way around the internet you won’t be able to go 5 minutes without seeing an HD stream the night of the fight. we’ll really see the web’s altruistic side

are you referencing the 2 Black Swans gag? that was pulled off so magnificently.

FTFY, Greg.

I hate you.

Confidentially, I'll stick with 53. It sounds better than "six decades" :).

I'm 34 and I can't even best you. Impressive achievement here.

im only 25 but i've lived in 4 different decades, 2 centuries and 2 different millennium.

You are so right

Obsidian has a game plagued with crippling bugs, and the world continues to revolve, for all is in its place.

There is much to joke about when it comes to Bill Walton. But I will say this: Anyone who can be so "out there," but still forge a completely successful relationship with one of the most famously straight-laced people of all time, be a Hall of Famer and reach the absolute pinnacle of his profession, find a second…

Was really hoping for Pizza and Ice Cream to be on this list

You hit your 50s - hell, you hit your 40s - and you still got that much hair coming out of your head, you rock it as long as you want for all of us that no longer can. Shut up, Rex.

your girlfriend sounds awesome, is she single?

step one: go to countertop store and look at marble/granite countertops. find a cool looking color you like and ask for a "sample square". These are usually small 3-4" square blocks of the marble in countertop thickness. Yes you may have to pay for it, but so what its cheap.

I have exactly 2 friends that describes. My sister is constantly telling me that she's is worried about me because I don't have a lot of friends. I'M AN INTROVERT. Yes, I could go hang out with people I consider acquaintances, but I don't want to. I LIKE being at home, by myself. And thatz okay.

I used that technique when I ripped up old carpet to refinish the hardwood floors underneath.

I was standing right behind them and when I got to the counter the cashier and I exchanged a look like we had just seen an albino baby rhino, rare and beautiful.

I've always wanted to be the King of Olive Garden. Is there a succession plan? Do I need to murder the previous King? Or just wait for him to die of the inevitable heart attack?

Mother of the YEAR.