God is real. That’s all I learned today.

Careful where you walk, they’ll have you sitting on the curb if they feel like it.

I was unaware of Amara La Negra.

8 thousand! They’ve got coke on them 24/7 and only 8k get scooped.

I start to sweat when I’m around too many people.

It seems the man was a chameleon. His is a massive loss.

Unfortunately never saw True Blood, but he was really good on Elementary. RIP.

I can only hear it in Buddy Cole’s voice.

Link me to the article you must have written about Tim Hardaway, because that’s the only explanation.

Thomas Jefferson trapped a child in a Josef Fritzl setup and they said mistress. Amazing.

Hitting a golf ball well is hard as hell. I say it’s a sport.

Nice reviews on these sheets. I get that you’re getting paid, but at least pretend to respect us.

Nice reviews on these sheets. I get that you’re getting paid, but at least pretend to respect us.

Essentially he laughed and then exploded.

Pshhh, one drum? You a nun?

Pshhh, one drum? You a nun?

Anytime personnel moves are being made he just chameleons into the bathroom tiles or something. It’s amazing.

I’m just going to edge until I hear Rambis is gone too.

This motherfucker sold the bricks under a runner’s up flag to a group of cosplaying idiots in his dying moments. I’ve never hated anyone as much as this guy hated us.

Let’s not dance around this. We’re all good here.

You could actually see him considering whether or not to accuse that guy of alcoholism.

Whoa, I forgot all about Oscar.