Dolan, to the uneven rhythm of his born on third shitboy music.

Whoa whoa whoa. I see no reason why we need to ruin pecans for everyone.

As a Knicks fan, there’s too much “If this had happened, or if that had...” when I watch the Warriors.

Every song on that album takes me right back to the week after 9/11 when I hear it. I think I wore that CD like a blanket in the wake of the attacks.

It’s your world today.

Fellow old.

Thanks! It was such a good show.

The thought of Ben Carson on the phone made me drowsy.

That was a special kind of tonedeaf trainwreck TV. Hopefully Deadspin have a post coming up on it.

Where has this been my entire life.

Frank sets Sweet Dee on Fire and Sweet Dee gets audited challenge it.

This list might as well be a letter of resignation.

“10 genius ways to use a raspberry pi to keep raiders at bay”

Hopefully the bombs will drop in the summer. Decent deals on coats then. We’ll need a “Best time of the year to buy hazmat suits” on lifehacker or something.

“It’s winter, after all!”

Well, there’s no coming back from that visual.

She’s thick and cute. If they ran 3 minutes of her ads during breaks I’d piss during the game.

Those ads put me off Papa Johns because I get fixated thinking about his awful Jerry Lewis dye job leaking and dripping on the pizza. Just a whole “I didn’t ask for olives...” situation.

What were their names? A....friend of mine wanted to know. To interview them. In private.

We used to call those JR Smiths round these parts.