Take a bow.

Yankees fan.

Shit. I want that pine cone. Why do I want that?

To talk about it is to think about it.

Upvote for being another oglaf fan out in the wild.

Jurgen’s calling him up.

No, demon! You will not tempt me. It will remain uninstalled!

This is awful, but these were always awful. They had a shitty charm.

Thanks. ;)

They’re like...a buck fifty. The entire fucking box is a buck fifty. You can walk into the supermarket a handful of quarters and leave with mere hours left in your life.

Where the hell is the Jim Ross version of Hillary’s shattered glass intro from last night for the love of Christ.

I want that picture in textbooks 1000 years from now. I don’t even want it to be relevant to the subject being covered. Just captioned: “Get a load of these assholes.”

Dragon Age.

I will shame consume an entire box of nutty bars without blinking an eye. I’ve considered a restraining order, honestly.

The 30 point streak, the optimism. It was everything.

The first half of that season was an absolute dream.

Was probably just watching Big Lebowski. Only place I’ve ever heard it.

Did you see the goddamn motherfucking 500 dollar pair of cargo shorts?

Step 1: Don’t. Rimworld is an anger factory.