The drive is what is wonderful. Take one out in a rainstorm and stomp on it...no traction lost, no wiggles, just 650hp and AWD launching you in a straight line. I doubt the Aston will deliver the same.

So let me get this straight...you hate the Ferrari FF, but love this new Aston.

Pretty sure that was Newman from Seinfeld.

I personally want to thank Fernando “the ass clown” Alonso for backing away from his helmet during the national anthem.

I would love to see an article on here praising a car sales experience, but it’s quite obvious that the people that Jalopnik sends out to buy a car are either fucking idiots, or simply make the worst decisions possible when it comes to selecting a dealership to shop from. I’ve owned over 30 vehicles in my life, most…

A rich dork who proved his guidance counselor wrong.

Comical to think that someone named Mohamed Ahmed Abu-Shlieba would attempt to pull this off in a car like that.

Not necessarily...I’ve dealt with people who made so much money that they needed serious write-offs or else forfeit funding. Wrecked cars, negative equity, etc came into play.

In 10 years in the car business, the WORST transaction I ever endured was for an open-ended (balloon) lease on a new Ferrari California. I literally stopped the customer before signing to tell him what a bad financial decision it was, just so I could have a clear conscience...he didn’t care and still bought the car.

If you even have to ask, you’re going to have to leave.

It doesn’t

2008...same f*cking car.

Not attainable? Negative. Not affordable? Accurate.

I’m still trying to figure out the “super” part.

The dealer in southwest Houston has had the same white one on their showroom for months. If they were so sought after, I’d think that car would have moved by now.

I worked for Ferrari for several years, and our store typically sold 35-40 cars/month.

Dorks of the world unite! Oh wait, most of them are grounded now.

Nice job, John...keep up the good work.

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Spot on.