Option #3...it’s raining pretty hard in Texas. Road trip, submarine.

Is that why I’m repeatedly the #1 salesman in my region? Car salesmen are far from obsolete...which is why places like Carvana will never prosper. People come into the dealership I work at and are beyond stupid, needing a full tutorial. I wish I had a dime for every person I’ve taken on a test drive and they’ve asked…

This petty shit is exactly why I stopped coming to this site a few years ago.

I can picture Mercedes’ marketing department. “Let’s build a car that every Asian girl in America will want!”

I always thought it was cool how Saleen numbered their cars on the bumper.

I found a group photo of all of you guys who are pissing and moaning about my response. lol

Win!

That’s great...please do that. That way you’re wasting not just my time, but your own as well.

You can always make “faster.” I don’t care about that. I want a car that makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.

Those surveys are complete bullshit. The survey asks the buyer (typically) to rate the facilities, their experience in finance, how clean the bathrooms were, and some other shit that the salesman has zero involvement with...yet the salesman is the only one affected by the scores. I hope the company who creates the…

Just think, all dealerships might get replaced some day by stores like Tesla, then you won’t get the opportunity to haggle. Then what will you do with yourself when you have to pay sticker? lol

What does it benefit a dealer to send an itemized quote via email? Let me guess, you sent the typical “send me your best price” request and no one is responding? It’s because dealers are tired of keyboard cowboys playing tough guy for a quote, only to forward it to every other dealer in town knowing that you’re too…

That driver shouldn’t show up to get his last check...just walk away.

I’m sorry...you responded as if I stuttered. Airlines are some of the biggest POS’s on the planet.

Wow...how generous.

Funny how quickly that cop was able to pull out into traffic when he saw someone allegedly breaking the law. Dick.

Yea, because the 3 & 5 series turds GT’s did so well on the market.

Exactly right. The dealership I’m with now takes “deposits” on incoming cars via credit card form, which never even gets processed. It’s simply the customer’s commitment to buying. If they back out, no biggie...we will sell the car regardless. Now if it’s a car they want to custom order and it’s an abomination, we…

Turning the odometer back was allegedly only approved by Ferrari if the car had less than 311 miles.

Incorrect to an extent...it depends on which car you’re trying to buy and how much over sticker you’re willing to spend.