I happened to go to a HS that had a lot of very wealthy families associated with it, and there was one kid (there’s always One kid) who got a Corvette. But not just any Corvette mind you, this was 1990 and for whatever reason this kid wanted the Corvette from Corvette Summer so sure enough he ended up with a C3 with…

This is why I always try and shutdown people who make point about when people seem unhappy or complaining about local politics or job opportunities to “just move somewhere you’ll be happier”.  There are few people in middle class financial situations who could just easily stomach a several thousand dollar expenditure…

Never buy a cheap bicycle if you can afford something better. Whether for yourself as an adult or for you kids. Steer clear of any box store brands and go to a proper bicycle shop. Not only will it be sized and setup correctly (assuming the shop knows WTF they are doing) for the rider but the components will last…

I get it, as luck would have it when I had my big crash air-bag suits weren’t a thing but I had a back protector under my perf jacket. What I didn’t have was any knee protection in my skid-proof jeans and wouldn’t you know it my only serious injury was a shattered knee. All the ATGATT all the time ever since.

Isn’t there a broken down Dodge Tioga RV somewhere that isn’t even road-legal?

Until you forget to unclip when you dismount to get a bite to eat and suddenly look like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man

Do not make me think good things about Arkansas, the damage is done and far from recoverable. Still, nice going Arkansas!

Call me when honest vintage Harley’s are available, currently there is nothing older than 2002. If they can go back 20 years, they can go back 70 years. I want a damned KHK.

Same, that’s why my primary ride is a Sumo, my hardtail is just for when I feel like being obnoxious. 

I had to put mids back onto my hardtail Sportster because the forwards to PO installed before I bought it put too much strain on my lower back and I wasn’t able to stand out of the saddle quickly enough with them either (which is a frequent action due to it being a hardtail). Since the pegs fold, they drag…

Can it really make all the Sportster fanbois cry tears of burned primary drive fluid? Preferably through either their magneto or their trapdoor.

Guess you can’t fix this short of people learning the hard way, then again misjudging a turn like this doesn’t seem to be so far out of the realm of reasonable possibilities. Perhaps a different vehicle would have suited this trail better than what appears to be a pretty stock 1/2 ton short pickup but run what ya…

It was good having her because as the “Official Bad Kid” she got in trouble all the time for the awful stuff she did growing up then when I came along (she is older) and was the only son, I could pretty much get away with waaay worse crimes because she had already broken my parent’s spirit. She is now back to the…

Bolts-schmolts, back in the 70's in my parents family wagon (Pontiac, FWIW) you could see the welds in the floorboards. Big fat ropey looking things that I managed to convince my older sisters were actually cat poop that the factory painted over.  Keep your puny boltheads, I wanna see some welds!

Yeah he’s put off getting rid of it as long as he can, apparently he spent a bunch of money on it last 2 years thinking the car market would mellow out after the pandemic. He obviously lost that bet.  

I feel bad because my boss is going car shopping this weekend to replace his 350k mile Chrysler Aspen AND to buy a car for his 17 year old daughter and I mentioned how effed up the market is right now and he just replied “Yeah but Hyundai dealer near me has great interest rates” so yeah who cares about OTD pricing,…

Specifically in a rental car, or just left in a car in general? Cause I left my college car with my sister when she wrecked her Altima, and she subsequently left it at the house of a guy that she worked with then she quit that job and its been 27 years and as far as I know it is still registered to my name.  

You just gonna gloss over the 3-point harness? As much as these things shake and bounce, it wouldn’t crush your genitals so much as a steadily grind them into an odd-smelling paste.

Thank you for getting the Fargo reference. I don’t know that film as well as I should, but I love that scene.

Don’t worry, they’ll get you on the undercoating.