Breath of the Wild on Wii U. Omgomgomg time to roast some apples.

Ever the wonderful question, Riley! While my quest through Fire Emblem Fates Conquest goes well and I’m eager to try Horizon Zero Dawn, I will have to put those on hold as I start my magical journey through The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

Horizon Zero Dawn and Zelda (wii u version) for me. Assuming of course Zelda still arrives today. That 8pm UPS deadline is getting closer...ugh.

Zelda BOTW on Wii U, finishing up the second playthrough of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided and I picked up Far Cry Primal yesterday, cheap on Steam. Played the first 5 min and was impressed.

Michael Landrum should start a diesel-powered steakhouse at the base of the DC Trump Hotel and call it “Ray’s the Temperature”.

When Rex Tillerson and Ivanka Trump are the voices of reason, things are truly fucked up.

For decades they’ve forced cows’ milk into the school lunch program and have a fit that people who don’t drink dairy (whether because of ethics or because they’re, you know, lactose intolerant or allergic to dairy) want an alternative.

Interesting. Thanks for sharing that info. Never heard of that before.

High lift coal rolling bro trucks. ‘Nuff said.

Did I miss coverage here of Spicey saying March has been declared “Irish-American heritage month”?

I would just like to take this opportunity to recommend the Chrome extension Trump Kittens, which replaces all photos of 45 with adorable, if slightly repetitive pictures of kittens. Team that up with the Drumfinator and you are pretty much safe to surf.

“No one who speaks German can be an evil astronaut!”

Amen. Back in 2007 I got t-boned on the driver’s side by an SUV going at least 45 in a 99 Outback - so a couple generations older than yours. That was before side-impact airbags. I had both my kids in the car. Passenger cell was intact - we could even open the damn doors to get out (the impact spun us around). Looking…

I’ll join you ;)

According to that scale on your map, planes are also much bigger today than they used to be.

I’m watching Futurama.

Homer approves.

It can fly over 20% of the way to the moon? Holy shit!