He dumbassed his way into the presidency by tricking other dumbasses to vote for him.

What an idiot.

Penny is no more - her name is now Willow, because Amy was answering to Penny too. This first week of having another dog has been very interesting, as we’re getting to know her and she’s getting to know us (and our vet, who after Willow and Amy’s joint appointment is now in possession of my 2 arms and 3/4 of a leg).…

“What we are going to do is get the people that are criminal and have criminal records, gang members, drug dealers, where a lot of these people, probably 2 million, it could be even 3 million, we are getting them out of our country or we are going to incarcerate.” Donald Trump Nov 2016

I prefer “orange carbuncle” lately but potato/potahto. :-)

In America, we worship God?

“In America, we don’t worship government. We worship God.”

What Would Jesus Toke?

I had never heard of this team until today. This may be the first time RedTube has ever helped someone get OUT of incognito mode.

Nothing like a porn site to help those who have trouble scoring.

My recent temp job (before joining my mother’s firm) involved Dodd-Frank - I was responsible for collecting and submitting reports from our suppliers about conflict minerals (basically to make sure they weren’t buying certain minerals from warlords in the Congo, etc.). This was a requirement under Dodd-Frank, and I…

I only wish Ted Was wearing this.

I was hoping she’d deliver it with a bang, not a whimper, but then this whole topic is about disappointment.

There are only 2 good uses of Tom Cruise in movies nowadays:

But what if a woman gets excited and starts lactating*, and then it attracts raccoons who begin to lactate, which then attracts bears, with bees in their boobs and when they growl they lactate bees? Huh, what then??

*This is the original excuse from ABC for women needing their nipples covered at bars, spontaneous…

Stupid never sleeps.

The Gizmodo sites as a group do many things I dislike or disagree with, but the collected support to those with substance issues (of any degree) is incredibly admirable. You’re not over the top about it, but the words of encouragement & gentle reminders (e.g. Only Have Two Drinks at the Holiday Party) are an…

“... is to wrap them around the neck of a frosty IPA.”

In the states, I believe we call this the Antebellum style of Architecture.