Welcome to the new America, decidedly worse than the old America, remarkably similar to the **really** old America.

The whole thing is automated.

What we need is to severely cut military spending and initiate more social programs that actually help the common people.

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

Ha! I FUCKING CALLED IT!

I still can’t look at him without picturing Melissa Mccarthy. Also is this administration made up solely of (orange) man babies with anger management issues?

Wow. That hits hard. If you watched Jim Cameron’s movies, you knew Bill. Naturally, my first thought was Aliens, but the more I think about it, I think my favorite role of his was in True Lies. It was so wonderful to see him go from “total badass” to “complete chicken” in record time.

Yeah, he should be wrestling with the guys. Like he wants to.

The actor is survived by his family and Bill Pullman.

That’s it! Game over man, game over.

R.I.P.

“it was a little too thick for that. The phone is 7.9mm thick compared to the iPhone 7 Plus which is only 7.3 mm thick”

Wooo SNS! I was starting to get a little worried.

It reminds me that clinical depression and that specific kind of desperation is often profoundly quiet. The living always say, “we had no idea.”

I’m confused. The “fake news” by “made up sources” is simultaneously real leaks that the FBI can’t stop?

“We want to use signals that propagate very well underwater,” says Niedzwiecki. “And it turns out that acoustic signals propagate extremely well.” 

It was at this point I started to worry about wildlife.

I don’t want to get too graphic here, but, perhaps if we glued his asshole shut, he would stop spewing stupid shit, and, he might possibly get a clue about what that kind of back log would feel like, the damage it would do to internal systems, and what will happen when the dam breaks.

Man, it must really bum you out to hear that climate change involves increases in extremes of all types, such as droughts *and* floods. How are you to possibly know what to think if scientific concepts have the slightest bit of nuance or complexity? We’d all better stick to smartphone reviews just to be safe and not…