What?! They had a whole episode about this on Bob’s Burgers

They’re so white they’re transparent.

Meanwhile, Olympic-level trolling inside:

This just shows you how isolated in their little bubble these people are. This guy clearly doesn’t know any trans people in real life; they are just some boogey-men out there that he imagines looks like John Cleese in a dress and acts like a sex-crazed lunatic. Faced with an actual, real-life trans person who just…

It’s like the Cadillac of evils.

How unfair to set bond at $2 million. Clearly, this guy already has enough economic anxiety.

Yeah, but at glacial speed.

Sean Spicer says that the Department of Justice will take action against states that have legalized marijuana.

Goddamn the mental gymnastics needed to say that the trans bathroom isssue should be left to the states but somehow MARIJUANA needs to be federally-regulated! The hypocrisy is maddening.

OH MY GOD, LET IT GO

First thing that came to mind...

So did they get the idea before or after watching Pineapple Express?

What a waste of tax payer money. Just legalize it already, alcohol is 1000 times worse than marijuana in every single way. Now these poor people need to be “rehabilitated” for growing a fucking plant.

Literally just listened to Sean Spicer say that we shouldn’t look into legalizing cannabis, because that would spit in the face of the opioid crisis. So instead of taxing these people as business owners and earning money from them, we are going to spend millions to locate them, raid them, then jail them. We are so…

Even the Joker hates Nazis, kids!

Knowing you’ll probably never be able to afford your dream car 😔

... and Then Eat It

Forget it, Jake; it’s Floridatown.

Fairly obvious at this point that it’s a rushed launch. Personally don’t see much point in getting it at launch, but as a Nintendo fan I see myself getting one eventually. Virtual console isn’t a *huge* deal to have right away, but it would have helped the somewhat weak launch lineup.