Trimlines: Jelly, Syrup, Syrup Duramax

Needs a basket handle.

I feel like this is a good time to remind everyone that Donald Trump is an anagram for Tan Lord Dump.

They need to stop eating lead paint chips.

Is there a German word for expecting terrible things, them turning out worse, and you feel validated and depressed?

Soccer moms. Why did it have to be soccer moms?

Tinkerbell can’t survive without your applause!

Erasing electronic data seems like the modern equivalent of the bookburning that occurred in a prior era...somewhere in Europe...

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

Yes good, now all the cakes belong to me

I’m ride or die Green Party and I was repulsed by stein. She’s a pandering shit head. From her anti-vax and dapl pandering, recount bull, and now Russian ties. She’s done the Green Party a disservice and set them back on a national scale for years. The party once lead by Nader who for all his flaws had firm…

“American Horror Story: But Her Emails”.

That’s a strange name. I’d have called him Chazwazzers.

He has access to all the information about aliens. How the hell can he be bored?

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

It’s Mega Maid the SRT Challenger Demon, she’s gone from suck to blow!

This thing is so wedge, I’d ask it to go for the power regulator on the north tower!

Can you imagine the uproar if white people were enslaved for hundreds of years, and after having been freed were still denied basic rights for another century, and then were denied the tools that would allow them to better their overall circumstance like decent education and access to housing and banking, and then…