because it might give them pause for a second and make them consider who the fuck they have actually become.

• Poochy & Yoshi’s Woolly World — 3DS

Poo Sticks for everyone!

I’m so damned tired and cranky that “vote your mom” has me in hysterical giggles. I haven’t even opened the wine yet.

If you keep calling it “Cali,” we will secede.

It’s not going to break off, the San Andreas fault system is, for the most part, a strike/slip fault zone. Hang on long enough (well a couple of million years) and you’ll be part of Canada.

The commission? All you can eat, of course!

40% of illegal immigrants from mexico come in via plane. Tunnels are also used to move them in because the border is pretty well watched. More come in via sea as well.

rouge park rangers

Primeminister May is currently visiting.

The tonal pendulum will swing too far in the other direction and we’ll eventually get an X-Men version of Batman & Robin starring Jonah Hill as Beast.

That “one-pedal” driving experience is a lot cooler than people who haven’t experienced it will ever understand. I spent several years driving hybrid, diesel-electric transit buses. The giant 40-foot (and 60-foot articulated) ones, and they drove the same way. The regenerative braking was VERY aggressive, and you…

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Lisa: I feel like I’m gonna die, Bart.

Mitch works really slowly.

So, lately I find myself sitting on websites like Jezebel, reading articles, and then when I’m finished reading all the new content I hit ‘refresh’ over and over and over and over and over and...

Doubleplusungood.