Building weed-specific greenhouses in Nor-Cal/Oregon took me to some interesting properties.

“I bet you were something before electricity”

I’m too addicted to the mountains, forests, and rivers of northwest California to ever consider living elsewhere. Also, weed and craft beer.

How many German engineers does it take to replace a brake lamp?

Glass blowers lost uranium yellow when New Zealand stopped producing/exporting it after becoming nuclear free in 80's.

“When you’re tired of turkey sandwiches, we’ll be here.”

That’s a nice fruit mold moustache he has there.

California has the highest point in the lower 48, and the lowest on the continent. We have the tallest and oldest trees on the planet. Some of the best wine and beer in the world is made here. The Klamath mountains have so much biological diversity(botanical in particular) that they are considered the Galapagos of…

There are no penguins in the arctic because the last time it warmed this much Santa Claus enjoyed fermented penguin daiquiris to stay cool.

To be fair, you call California ‘Cali’, so I don’t blame them for the suspicion.

Chest and nuts slapping by an open fire

I think your shape matching software needs to be recalibrated.

15 years ago it was already apparent that America had no interest in self reflection or growth. We were given a boo-boo and we went all drunk teenager waving a gun in your face on the entire planet. Since 9-12-2001 we have allowed and even nurtured a toxic form of patriotism/nationalism to trump all national…

Perhaps they have kinetic energy recovery systems, what with the getting fucked all the time and whatnot?

Fuck that shit! Getting to live in the Klamath mountains is a gift from the giant tax base that is the rest of California. Without that money to make up for county budget shortfalls it would be a land of gravel roads and zero schools. Not to mention that without the tough California environmental regulations the…

This man proves that rule of law is working. If it were survival of the fittest anybody this stupid would long ago have been relieved of their wealth/life.