This is why the planet is doomed. We allow asshats to consume inordinate amounts of a rare species better left serving it’s native ecosystem, chop it up and arrange the pieces into the shape of an elongated prolapsed anus. Then polish it up and ship it 3000 miles only to sicken people who don’t need a wooden prolapsed…

His supporters are birds of a feather. Sewing on patches of velcro to attach other patches only to fail at that and use a safety pin.

I’m doing my part by not getting a real job until everyone who wants one has one.

Fun fact: If we had evolved from the branch of pelagic organisms that became the Hagfish instead of Salmonids we wouldn’t have lips.

All I can think of is a factory filled with 3-D printers shitting out 3-D printers that will make robots to service and operate those factories and drive trucks and sling hash and then all I can think is, ‘keep fucking that chicken’.

2:28

Sweet moose-ifel god

The hyper vigilant A.I. of the future is going to suck for people who can only make ends meet by being lying cheating thieving fucking weasels.

“But than Hillary couldn’t care less about real Americans”

Call it the Shasta and it will sell in bonkers numbers.

Abe Simpson lulled us into a false sense of security

Smog+Fart=Smart

Good, if you share the racial views of an orange tinged pestilence spewing rectal wart you deserve to be reviled out of office.

If the driving isn’t fixed all reviews should be a zero

“I have a chance cube”

Long term could be that some real estate developers used some new A.I. that will predict where sea level rise refugees from florida will relocate. They’re probably building trailer parks and condos decked out with taxidermy marlins and alligators as I type this.

Those friggin rats with hooves have the entire forest but they browse next to the road. At least the deer in town use the crosswalks.