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ontheinterneteveryoneisbetterthanyou

Based on some blind items, I think she’s very possibly a mean girl in sweetheart’s clothing a la Julia Roberts

Lordosis. The over-arching of the lumbar spine to “present” the butt. Cats do it during oestrus to signal sexual receptivity to copulation.

Come for the rants about historical accuracy, stay for the obscure historiography references!

Agree. Corporate world does this shit too. Same crap. Basically companies don’t want to pay for the perks of being an official - *insert business/organizations* - employee. Your health insurance is pricey, you don’t get any other employee perks /recognition for years of service, no commuter benefits, you have to deal

Is there any industry where this ISN’T happening? I completed 4 separate contract assignments and spent a total of 3.5 years with the corporate office of a large financial institution. Sure as shit, this company valued what I brought to the table, as they kept asking me back for assignment after assignment; but never

I hear what you are saying and there is a recent article making the rounds that evaluates the wage gap as a ‘motherhood penalty’. Two comments on that assessment: 1). Do women choose to leave their careers to focus on their families or are women expected to choose between their careers and their families when men are

I have no less than one thousand questions

Charity isn’t even that good either, in many cases.

You mean you don’t want to be her new best friend that she last minutely gives a cheap yet oddly expensive decanter you’ll never use?

taking into account things like the airport’s on-time statistics as well as things like the number of restaurants available to the number of passengers and how much it take an Uber to get there from a central location nearby.

I typically can’t roll my eyes hard enough at “I don’t understand why this site is obsessed with [fill in famous/charming/noteworthy/typically-but-not-always WOC name here],” comments, BUT! I can’t take it anymore. Y’all. What the fuck is up with the Jennifer Garner shit? I get that she seems like a nice, goofy “just

Yes, this all seemed to be a pretty clever amount of PR for yet another home show that people wouldn’t have paid much attention to otherwise. 

I was so confused for a moment, because I always thought it was Dakota Fanning he was dating. I was like, a love triangle with TWO Dakotas!? What are the odds!

Showgirls is fantastic... ally camp and the scene in which Kyle Maclachlan ‘makes love’ to Jessie Spano in a violently splashing pool is hilariously anatomically impossible. 

Bieber’s stache looks like it smells so bad. 

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It’s not just you with John Krasinski. I’ll let John himself take it from here.

Amen to John Krasinski. He is NOT an action hero. He is NOT a leading man. I wish people would stop trying to make John Krasinski happen. He did well in the office becasue he’s a very average, normal guy.

Ditto to Carrie Underwood. She’s too controlled, too produced, too perfect.