Starred for the “Nope Train to Fuckthatville,” a phrase I have never heard but plan on using every 5 minutes for the rest of my life.

This week was the worst and I keep alternating between crying out of sadness/stress and crying because of how kind people up here are being to each other. I want to hug a firefighter.

I like imagining Rihanna on the couch eating her night cheese.

Absolutely. The Persians are renowned for their art, poetry, film etc.

Plus, he’s just so boring. Every time I’m watching him interview someone, I mostly just spend my time wishing Graham Norton was conducting the interview again. He’s a poor, poor, poor man’s Graham Norton.

I always thought that was the whole point. Like, she’s totally obsessed with him, while the audience is sitting there going “but why?”.

I really like this show. Mostly because of Heather, Greg, and Darryl, though. So sick of Josh Chan. Never got the appeal.

He looks like a dollop of sour cream that forgot it’s reading glasses.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.

This is literally my relationship.

I think she could be a bit of both. People aren’t all good or all bad. Sometimes we do nice things, sometimes we don’t. She’s probably not THAT bad, but I don’t think she’s an angel either. I mean, celebs are egomaniacs. That’s how you become a celebrity in the first place.

Been there, done that, got the tee-shirt. When people ask me how many miscarriages I had before we ended up with an actual baby, I just say “fewer than 10.” Had them with fertility cycles, I had them between the fertility cycles. This is the way I know, at a gut, experiential level, that a fertilized egg is not a…

TamTams, where is your poetic soul? Your ethereal warp and weft through the strings that symbolically bind us all regardless of time and space? Your gaze upon distant shores in which the first love that stirred your heart is ever vivified in simmering embers? Your most lucid dreams that spirit you to the fourth…

I unironically and unabashedly love this movie!

All she’s known for!?! Ahem. Excuse me. Perhaps you’re not acquainted with a little movie called MANNEQUIN??

Despite her 30 second spat with Trump, she is entirely complicit in creating the dynamic allowing him to be elected.

Now if they could only find an audience. RIP AI 2018-2018.

This list is invalid for not including Dan who was So Insufferable. But I feel you have on Jenny and Vanessa.