About the only thing this is missing is Banks inviting Palin over for a meeting to discuss how much they hate gays.

I agree with you in about 99% of the cases. However. I am a cat person and have had cats my entire life. Since I’m 65, that means lots of cats and lots of experience. I’ve also known two completely psycho cats who would bite and/or scratch you for no reason whatsoever other than they were assholes. Asshole cats do…

That arm slash is pretty severe; she had to be treating that cat in a way it seriously didn’t want to be treated.

My cat punched me in the eye once. Without claws. So for like a month, I had 1/3 of a normal-sized black eye going on, and had to tell everyone I was punched by a cat.

Oh yes. Not as bad as Mondays though AMIRITE GARFIELD?

I hate how often that Margaret Atwood quote rings true, the one about men fearing women laughing at them and women fearing men killing them

Hell hath no fury like a man embarrassed.

“Romantic misadventures” is SO much kinder than “fickle idiot.” And I LIKE Kaley Cuoco.

Chicken or bunny?

Meanwhile, Hillary’s got the hookers:

Do we get a lesbian vibe from an openly gay woman? Yeah, we kinda do.

This is a good start, if women’s sports want to be equal to men’s

I don’t personally get the base notes of slut-shame, but I do detect a rancid top note of judgment.

Core geeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz!!!!1!!

Pure clickbait.

“Just OK shirts”

We referred to our color guard in high school as the F-Troop.

I am Saul. I think I am a dog and I make a pretty bad cat. I don’t jump well, I can’t meow (squeek), I may be getting a little fat and I kind of hop like a bunny instead of running. My best friend is an old blind pug who barely tolerates me ( I love her anyway) and a white teddy bear.
I was found as a ktten floating…

but, like, I’m okay with it??