That is a lot of times for Kanye to have to constantly fantasize about gay sex.

I love the Nightly show, but I don't think it should be longer or be moved up. I do think the Daily Show can handle new people/ideas. Might take a little digging but CHANGE IS GOOD PEOPLE.

The trouble with christian values: they never outlast ones' ability to embody them.

So this Paul Newman quote probably sums up love and marriage?

wow you're a sweetheart! Life is friends, family, and love! We all see that in you, your prince charming will come!

Go for broke and hope punching one is so forceful it forcing their heads to clunk painful together

I thought Carrie Brownstein was dating St. Vincent!!!!!

Did you ever read his book No Reservations? He actually talks openly about on the macho-mysoginistic culture of kitchens, and how much of a bad experience it can be. It is a pretty interesting read and definitely opens up the machinations involved in chef-dom and fancy restaurant places. He may still, even at 58, come…

Mo'nique, as a WOC, not to mention plus size, is up against some pretty fierce competition for work in a Hollywood that sucks at yielding interesting roles for women to begin with. Executives can't see themselves sleeping with her, and/also are are ignorant about what to do with her talent/size/persona. Also having a…

Yes, the rules actually are:

Someone ate their snark cereal today.

God his standards are high.

I feel like this Anniversary show was written by inside talent when really it needed some outside-Bruce-Vilanch-type punches to be pulled. Also the talent was unfortunately clipped and most jokes (even with the weekend updates ladies!) fell flatly. The Jeopardy skit was probably the best at hitting its marks.

Yeah but he sounds stupid for saying the leaked tour rider was un-ethical or bad on the part of the young journalists. Which he forgives(phew for that!-bet they were sweating'). Um get over it JW. You are bigger than this nonsense. Laugh and move on.

It might be from all those bikini-on-the-beach photo shoots she had to do. Or all the rich-mediterranean-yachting she was able to enjoy.

Knew it. And that is why I love her.

It isn't in Franzen's power to say what deserves attention or not. I've read his works and find them pretty pedestrian reads, but that is def not how he is reviewed. Really the whole diversity issue is out of his hands, so he should just shut the fuck up about it, as he is not proving himself thoughtful or interesting…

I love that Kelly got the 'Fuckin' section.

'...the general welfare of Anastasia Steele, the poor sexually gifted moron.'

She was just so fucking effortless as an artist. No drama, the music/her persona were just on point. Unlike Nicki, Katy, etc. where all I see is the effort behind them.