I do believe that anything Ron makes was actually made by Nick Offerman, including the canoe.

My husband pointed out that Pres. Obama was saying something/had just said something in that clip, so it is possible she was rolling her eyes at her husband's lame joke.

No problem. Deep breaths, look like you belong, and if all else fails and they're pushing it just say you're checking in early and your companion will be there later. Then never make eye contact with the clerks again. As long as the hotel gets paid and you don't make a huge mess, they probably don't care too much.

Just an addition to this: I've found that if the person is someone who really is a friend and you have to tell them why, they'll understand and let you fade away for a while until you're in a better place. If they *want* you to stick around (and in my personal case, they want to *hear all about it and help you…

You should be fine if someone else books it. I ran into that when I was 19 (and in that state you had to be 24 or something) and the person at the front desk just let me call my parents and have *them* book it while I stood there (it was late and I was 4 hours from the state border, so finding out I couldn't rent a…

Yeah, you're dead on. I think it was Emily Blunt/John Krasinksi who said something like "It's not that hard to live a normal life. Don't go to famous restaurants and don't call the paparazzi when you leave the house." Granted, there's probably a difference in fame level (and some people's management might encourage…

I have to go feed my eels. They aren't electric, but I have a plan.

BLACK DENNIS HAS A COP'S GUN!

"And here's a scene from James Franco's new gay bdsm movie."

Word. "I'm Nazi Doctor Leo Spaceman. No, I want them to know." and "Oh, this? I was at a costume party earlier and the hostesses dog attacked me so I had to stab it."

THOSE MONSTERS. (But understood. I haven't heard such criticism, hence my disbelief).

I don't know what you're watching, but 30 Rock has been at the TOP of it's game lately. Black Dennis! Leo Spaceman as Surgeon General! Megan Mulally back as the adoption lady! I mean, it's had it's ups and downs (coughcough HAZEL coughcough), but this season has been great.

I withheld judgment until I saw some onset pictures (I'd never seen him in anything) but...I like it. I like it a LOT.

FINE I'LL SAY IT.

I hope so too, but we'll have to wait for at least the first half of Mockingjay for all that. I heart Finnick's relationship with Annie.

He is. And actually, when you listen to the solos he's okay-to-not-bad. It's just when he's singing with other people that his weaknesses stand out.

Currently listening to Russel Crowe's version of Stars.

It's not so much her character that bothers me (and I agree, I want that jacket) it's that she's so...illogical. Why not make Snow and Charming's daughter a 16 year old girl adopted by Regina who could break the curse? It would echo other fairy tales (Snow White, Sleeping Beauty) and would 1) get rid of Henry, who…

That movie really has a line for every occasion.

I also yell "MY NAME ISN'T FUCKING WARREN" when he's deliberately misunderstanding me. Warren is a goddamn treasure.