...I'm actually the one who doesn't get Princess Bride. I should rewatch it, because the only time I've seen it I was 13 and an asshole.

I still say, "But not today. IT'S REX MANNING DAY!" at appropriate times. And then my husband rolls his eyes, because he does NOT get my love for that stupid fucking movie.

High five for an Empire Records reference.

Oh my god, my hate for Karen knows no bounds. It's so clearly miscast— Karen is the solid-but-boring workhorse, and Ivy is a motherfucking STAR.

Once Upon a Time and Smash. I watch them, and then I rant about how they are terrible but COULD be good if Emma didn't exist/Karen got hit by a bus/either show grew some balls and just went completely insane.

Emma, I feel your pain. Or not really pain, but the feeling of looking WAY younger. I know it will be wonderful in the future, but it is just a teensy bit humiliating. I had to get a TSA pat down (forgot about my belt and set off the metal detector) and they asked if I had a parent who could supervise the pat down.

Well, the third book DOES give us Jon loving the pussy. But it also gives us like, 200 lbs of heartbreak. So be prepared. And yes, there is lesbian sex in the 4th, but it's a little icky, tbh. Because of the motivations of one of the two women, mostly— less sexy, more...yikes that was uncomfortable.

You never choose.

See, I was going to post this long thing about how Jon is a rare male character in the ASOIAF universe who has a pretty functional relationship and respects women (at least a POV character, which Robb Stark is not, but I suspect he's a decent guy too) and blah blah blah gender roles/masculinity/sexual power.

This is a minor spoiler for the third book, so stop reading now if you want to be unspoiled/haven't read the books.

God I love Gwen Moore.

It probably was an adult, but at least in my hometown a lot of times the assistant coach is someone who graduated a few years back and is still around (so not necessarily a teacher) so it maybe have been someone in their early 20s. Not an excuse by ANY means, but definitely someone *more* likely to be okay with them…

I think it's just totally unrelated to rental cars. And I think they can do it because there's no law saying they can't.

It's probably an amendment to the bill. "Car rentals blah blah blah and Amendment to Car rentals blah blah blah Gay people can get married."

Oh, some of it's fine. I'm talking about the girl I went to high school with who posts 3-4 times a day how much she LOVES her boyfriend and then he responds that he LOVES her more and then three weeks later they break up.

Hey, we all make mistakes. But I'm glad your friends have your back.

Haha I cropped my husband OUT of my picture. Because I looked good and all you could see of him was the back of his head. Look, if we're fbook friends you already know I'm married and you know what my husband looks like.

This goes out to all overshare-y couples on facebook (I'm talking constant I love my wife! No, I love YOU more! updates): The more you talk about it, THE LESS I BELIEVE IT.

...I'm making one of those cards for my husband. He'll LOVE IT. I like that guy, whoever he is.

Here. These should help.