I just wanted to say, Aidy Bryant dances like a muppet that doesn’t give a fuuuuck and I love it.

Same, I’m gonna watch this and eat sorbet and then harass my friends into watching it too.

He’s not Dan Savage. But he’s also not not Dan Savage. 

She says he’s not Dan Savage, and the show is fiction, the characters aren’t all based on people in her life: https://www.thecut.com/2019/03/lindy-west-profile-shrill.html 

I am excited for this. I have such a crush on her.

You’re an asshole.

Honestly, if I was Fraser, and people asked about the weight gain, that would be the story: I’m working on my passion project, the Al Gore biopic.

In total fairness to Abrams, I don’t think that’s a bad concept for a Superman film. I will even go so far as to say that I appreciate that Abrams is putting some thought into “why the hell is there a ‘Clark Kent’ persona in here?”, which seems to be a perennial difficulty among WB execs and directors of Superman…

I’m going to need one reason that the Splinter/Jezebel crowd is going so hard for Sanders and ignoring Elizabeth Warren. I’m going to need one reason that Sanders is better than Warren other than “has a penis” to not conclude y’all are have internalized misogyny to such a degree that you can be ignored.

A big nope on Bernie. Not because I’m still pissed off at him, but because NOTHING has changed for him. He gives a great speech about what he says he’s going to do, but never gives us a hint as to HOW he’s going to do it. And if you ask him, you don’t get a straight answer. No thanks, Bernie. 

There is not a single man or woman amongst this administration whose hand isn’t 1.) out waiting for someone to drop something into it or 2.) grabbing the pussy.

I used to work in a government subsidy program that paid for child care for needy families. I had an 86 year old client who was caring for her 3 grandchildren ages 5-10 in my caseload. She missed an appointment and I had to initiate a termination of her case. She didn’t get in contact until the day after her case…

How sad is it that my reaction to this was “Yeah, that sounds about right for United Healthcare.” It is like pulling teeth to get them to pay for anything. I had to get several MRIs a few years ago and I had to get put in the hospital for a week just to get a 20-minute test.

Discovered by accident in the college cafeteria on a late Saturday when they’d run out of *other* utensils. It’s actually the best and my life would be improved by a margin of 0.4% if all restaurants offered chopsticks as an alternative.

Entrenched politicians are a problem in this country. Term limits and publicly funded elections sure look nice right now.

I wish someone who interacts with this shallow asshole confronts her just once in one way or another with cameras rolling-

She really is a modern day Marie Antoinette. As much as I love reading about the Rococo era, I more than understand the reason for the revolution that followed it.

I don’t think most Americans, in their heart, want to be given something. I’ve spent a lot of time traveling around this country over the last 4 years. People want to work for what they get.

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