More like the guy with 26 years is an unmotivated hand to mouth lazy butt. Or he’s happy making that much and just likes the job and money isn’t a big deal.

or, you know, that the person being paid more has more value to the company

“Tell fuckface Ryan to do it, all that clown does is repost the shit we write on twitter.”

Now they can all start complaining behind each others’ backs about how much their co-workers make. I’m sure that won’t cause any workplace tensions at all. Nope.

Okay appropriation is a bitch and all. (I get it, it frosts me that Mormons call everyone else gentiles, for Christ’s sake)

Not just to die. To die a horrible, disoriented, agonisingly painful, slow death.

This just never gets old.

We all need to go watch the unedited version of “Blazing Saddles” and just sit back and enjoy life.

It’s self-hating white liberals that are trying to police feelings and thoughts that the minorities that they are tryign to help/protect don’t give a shit about.

Perfectly reasonable for the runner to ask for time out. Once granted, the ball can’t be put back into play without the pitcher possessing it on the rubber.

Sheila Jackson Lee?! As someone who has worked in politics in Washington before, let me warn you not to lionize her. Well known as the worst boss in Congress. The stories of how she terrorizes her staffers are legendary.

I would have guessed they expel the brown folks during cardinals home games.

BULLSHIT. now go look at the rest of the columbia fireflies stats and try again. only a few other players with comparable games/ABs have higher averages than he does. the rest of the team are at abysmal, sub .200 averages. yeah. some younger guy who can hit .176 with the rest of them will really help the organization…

Wait, why is this something to hate on this guy about? I mean, I know hes the Nickleback of sports professionals, but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

Be serious! It’s a standard form of bribe, like when the people who are supposed to regulate and supervise the banks know they can get well paid jobs on Wall Street after a few years as long as they don’t rock the boat and call attention to any irregularities.

You can also consider the money as a thank you for supporting Wall Street while in office.

Apollo, Assassin’s, Creed Bratton from the office, that terrible 90's band.....

Sweat shorts are the worst things to wear when trying to hide a boner.