Mexico just responded with how the design on their side will look...

Whatever material it winds up being, the design must be impenetrable by “sledgehammer, car jack, pick axe, chisel, battery operated impact tools, battery operated cutting tools, Oxy/acetylene torch or other similar hand-held tools” for at least 30 minutes.

I would just love to see the cost estimates on a completely impervious 36 foot wall.

For real, it may be petty as all get out but I don’t think I’ve ever called him the p-word. You’re right he’s lucky anyone types out his last name properly.

PHEW! [wipes brow]

It’s also pretty funny if it’s a drunken wedding after-party!

Well, I haven’t met Donald Trump.

Yeah, the only way I want hear about a fight breaking out at McDonalds is if someone stole my last french fry. Fuckers.

I bet you his name was Doug or Kevin....I’m gonna go with Doug.

This is what I think of when you say “American” cheese.

Seriously what the hell? Did the waiter also plan to not serve them if they were tourists? I seriously can’t wrap my head around his logic you’re a waiter in a restaurant not the North Korean border control. Your job is to welcome customers, smile, take orders, fill up drinks, and bring out food. I managed to do it…

I rarely say this, but this deserves so many more stars.

I suspect he spends his nights furiously hate-masturbating that 90% of his cheese is French/British/German.

Burn!!!

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

Jesus H Christ. You’re a fucking waiter asshole. It’s not your job to play amateur ICE agent. Just take the orders and serve the food, but I have the feeling you can’t even do that without fucking it up.

Seriously. I was thinking “what?! Do you NOT want money?!”

This story makes absolutely no sense outside that the waiter is a bigoted idiot. Even if they were not citizens, why could he not serve them? There isn’t a law in the books that says you must be a citizen of this country in order to order the Bloomin’ Onion appetizer.

WTF!!!! Paying customers are paying customers. Welcome to hell hole america.