My Congresswomen are already stomping on McConnell’s neck; yay Washington State!

Saudis are investing in our infrastructure as well which is pretty fucked.

I have no coherent thought besides ugly crying. What the hell kind of world are we living in?

Thanks for sharing. She (looked) like an inbred European royal. What is funny is that her kids are genuinely adorable. Although I think she was too, so it must manifest itself later....as their personality turns them into mutants, so does their looks.

I plant a vegetable garden in my yard every year so I think that makes me qualified too.

What, do old money Manhattan elites not order free water and then steal lemonade?

I haven’t seen someone get flicked in at least 2 decades. I’m dying.

Ted Cruz’s children openly hate him and I respect that. The Trump’s could learn a thing or two.

Damn. Politics is ruthless, yo.

There are entire university departments dedicated to urban planning and design, and America, though young as a country, has made contributions to the history of architecture with greats like Buckminster Fuller. American design experts are in international demand, creating environmentally friendly plans for quickly…

Patton’s sycophantic devotion to Eric and Lara Trump has been my go-to train wreck of choice for several months now. She. Loves. Those. Two. To an uncomfortable degree. When Eric and Lara Trump announced their pregnancy, Patton posted a rambling, emotional ode to them, and one portion caught my eye — “You both have…

This shows that America is still the land of opportunity. So inspiring, in fact, that I’m going to update my resume:

Plus she’s black, just like Ben Carson. The blacks know the urbans.

*dies thirty-nine times*

I am going to check it out — thanks! Of course, this always happens when the economy goes into the tank. If some Bernie Sanders-type tax and debt relief policies were enacted, I bet the pressure would let up quite a bit....

OMG, this is very helpful. I ultimately still need someone to give me a tutorial on how to navigate Twitter at some point, though. I get lost in the threads. I can parse the individual tweets pretty easily, especially if they have stuff embedded in them, but when people re-tweet and cross-tweet, I become…

Please can we make it a true Impeachment Olympic Roast — a 300-event, 16-night, all-country extravaganza of non-stop mockery? Is John Williams still alive? Cuz we’re gonna need a new Olympic Fanfare theme song.

OMIGAWD that was brilliant! OK, so he doesn’t have the accent, but c’mon— he did the finger gesture thing, he did the aimless repetition, he did the mentioning of random unimportant facts and then asking “did you know that?” So good.

he’s a total cunt.

HAHAHA OH GOD PLEASE LET’S HAVE A WORLD LEADERS ROAST OF TRUMP AFTER HE GETS IMPEACHED. Macron, Merkel, Turnbull, Trudeau, hell let’s invite everyone. It’ll be like the Olympics, only only one night and there’s only one event: roasting the shit out of a disgraceful asshole.