A friend told me he applied to be WB’s personal assistant, but declined because

One of the best things I ever did was start hanging out with older people sooner. I’m 30 and most of my friends are 40+. I learned the “give no fucks” life lesson about a decade earlier than most people and Jesus Christ it is the best. I am concerned with being a good person and enjoying my life. Full stop.

You forgot slut, spic, and about 1,000 other words.

Absolutely. If I had to guess, he hit 50 and realized he couldn’t be banging women and staying out partying till dawn forever. Even in Hollywood, he would have become a pervy, gross stereotype.

While I am sorry that “retard” is a trigger word for you, I will not stop using it. It is a part of our language and aptly describes some things. Unfortunately, you are the one who equates retard with intellectually disabled due to those assholes who teased him. I have personally stopped people from teasing others in…

Since we’re on the topic of bed wetting, here’s my bed wetting story:

A friend of mine was in a similar situation. I happened to be there when she told her mother that her asshole ex was getting married. The mother’s response was, “Well, he’s her problem now, God help her. I hope they’re not planning on bringing any children into that marriage. Do you know the poor woman’s address? I’ll…

Oh girl. That sucks. Just think: you dodged a bullet, because a gaslighting asshole is most definitely NOT marriage material. Some other chick took on the challenge and it will probably bite her in the ass in the long run (or not so long run. Ahem).

Hahaha I posted a photo in a different thread.

Separate bathrooms, if possible.

I can’t say this to anyone I know IRL yet. Yesterday my relationship ended, 4 months before the wedding. Because he doesn’t want to marry me anymore.

Hi Jezzies.

My mom told me: “You’re going to change. He’s going to change. In 5, 10, 20 years, he will not be the person you married and vice versa. Don’t cling to what you thought you knew or were going to be.”

Congrats to you and fuck them both!

Last week my abusive ex married the woman he cheated on me with. He was shitfaced the whole time, and she’s only using photos of her. So there’s that.

Like, yea, most people attempt to be at least somewhat charming when they interact with other human beings

Hello lovely people of Jez. In the spirit of keeping you guys posted, I underwent a breast tomosynthesis and ultrasound this week and the doctor said “I don’t see anything I worry about here”. One of the areas of interest is a cyst and the other is a clump of breast tissue. I was advised to schedule a genetic risk…

“Intellectually disabled” people are smarter the these RETARDS.

Exactly. We need to keep focused and remember that none of this is normal. The Civil Justice position Conway’s husband is being considered for is “a crucial office charged with defending Mr. Trump’s contentious travel ban and lawsuits alleging that his business activities violate the Constitution”.

The “They are a nice person” thing needs to die a firey death. I am so sick of people who lie, cheat, steal, and try to undermine American democracy getting the “they are nice when you meet them” line (Sean Spicer and Jeff Sessions seem to get this a lot). Like, yea, most people attempt to be at least somewhat…