Trump Tax Return 2017 - “Soap on a Rope” - FYI: It’s Non-Deductible Donny

Ahh man, I assume you are referring to Schindler’s Tweet. What a thing of BEAUTY!

XOXOXOX!

For the most part, I agree.

Time will tell if this is true, but these are giving me life right now...

No matter how many surgeries she has, she still can’t escape her inner ugly.

Did she call from another ski trip? Chavanka seems really broken up about all those dead babies in Syria. Guess she’ll try and cry on Trudeau’s strong, hot and sexy shoulders...

He looks like Kushner’s brother. Same dead eyes, pale skin and twink body that secretly daydreams about being bottomed by Obama.

^This.

Sounds like it may not be an alien overlord, but quite possibly this guy:

I’ll give you my sex when you take it away from my cold, dead vagina.

So, who’s going to play 2Pec in the movie? Russell Crowe or Gerard Butler?

I feel like “2017" will be forever known as the “Seriously, you can’t make this shit up, I swear” year.

I really hope so.

You haven’t seen anything until you have seen this:

“I noticed people treating me differently because my parents had money. I never really understood that—I couldn’t give them my parents’ money. I didn’t really think it was a reason to treat me in a different way.”

Ivanka the Stage Mom.

I have a fantasy that Gorsuch is involved in the Russian scandal and will be removed. Sigh.

Does any kinja use https?

“Even beautiful babies were cruelly murdered in this very barbaric attack,” he continued.”