(Bows to your superior knowledge).

Counterpoint: she’s crazy.

That’s not true. We also cross South of 20 to go play golf on Lake Oconee.

You obviously don’t live in Atlanta, do you? The same city that believes a mayor is good just because s/he hasn’t been indicted.

Do math? What are those of us who attended public school supposed to do?

This is classic pimpology 101. Take away something from your mark they need. Make them hurt, but just for a little while. Then give it back to them after making them apologize for ‘wronging’ you.

I think you just described Gawker Media.

That’s exactly the problem. This shiny object distracted me from the latest news of the Somali First Division backup keeper tripping over his own shoelace. I’m on the hunt for mindless internet content. Then again, one could argue that Carly was certainly mindless.

I mean, yeah, she was a terrible executive, and a really bad presidential candidate. But I come to Deadspin for sports. Can we please just get some damn sports?

Question for the lawyer....