lapierre, "why don't we just have all the kids packing? that would surely make it safer so deranged killers don't dare step on campus."

lapierre, "why don't we just have all the kids packing? that would surely make it safer so deranged killers don't dare step on campus."

I tried the keyboards for the Surface at the Microsoft Store. they're pretty awesome, even the thinner one. I think if you were trained through a typing class, there'll be very little time to adjust. I was jamming almost as fast as normal typing. there's probably no way I could type 105 wpm with accuracy on it. …

superman is all brawn. he's dumb as rocks.

yeah, I think I agree less and less with Totilo every day. he likes the Wii U more than the 360/PS3. that says plenty...

"if this volcano erupts, the planet dies..." that's a mighty powerful volcano...

ahhh... the shaky cam days...

I knew I'd like it when Kirk didn't.

if you want Nintendo people to play football, you need to put Mario, Link, Princess Peach, Bowser, and crew in the game. that'll maybe... just maybe get Nintendo people to play football...

the good thing about CRT is you can run at whatever resolution and it's still sharp. so whether you play a game at 1024x768 or 1440x900 or 1600x1200, it's the same sharpness. LCD's are beautiful but only at the default resolution of the flat panel. Try running the game at 1280x800 (because maybe your computer is…

the doll does look closer to aguilera... probably just as slutty as well...

there's no reason guns should be so easy to buy in this country. you never see these kind of things in other countries except places filled with war like the Middle East. so in other countries, the most you ever see is a knife-raving lunatic. and there's only so much damage a guy with a knife can do.

yeah, that was back in the day before the Internet. now you just steal all the secrets and catch up real quick...

LOL. you really need to look up the term, "investment". because if that's an "investment" to you, I have a bridge for you to invest in.

Surface RT is the face of Windows RT. not Windows 8. Windows RT runs on ARM processors. Windows 8 runs on x86/x64 processors.

you're supposed to reach for the stars!!! :D

48 fps is better. it's just not what people are used to. people grew up with the look of film. just like it took awhile for people to think digital pictures looked better than film. the main reason why digital won out was you could take a zillion pictures versus the limited quantities of the film roll.

is this a chinese knockoff of the Surface???

I think the biggest problem is distribution. People are not going to buy a product they've never seen in person or touched, especially for something that costs $500+. I was neutral on the Surface. But after playing with it in the store, I came away very impressed, especially by the keyboards. (I do hate the…

this is the problem with the review process. i thought all-stars battle got an enthusiastically positive review but now after weak sales and other critical reactions kotaku is reclassifying it as an okay game? so either kotaku was really wrong the first time and the game didn't deserve its positive review, or it's…