I’m honestly surprised this article itself wasn’t a takedown of Cohen for being racist.  The ability to distinguish satire from the object of mockery seems to have disappeared from the left.

Wrong kid died!

Well argued, but everyone knows the greatest moment in Toy Story is the shark who wears Woody's hat and announces "I'm Woody! Howdy howdy howdy!".

The first season of The Walking Dead is the first game that left me openly crying when the credits started rolling.

RoboKop. There I fixed it for you. 

Spicy hot take: I still kinda like that Batsuit. Not because it’s good, it’s not, but it just feels delightfully 90s and more interesting to look at than the Nipplesuit. If it didn’t draw so much attention to his “wonderful toys” and scrapped some of the patterns on the limbs, I’d actually say it’s pretty good. 

love how ‘career resurgence’ just means ‘is in a new movie’ now.

I think the Cannes Film Festival model of judging works better than the Oscars. Instead of having thousands of anonymous film professionals who are obligated to vote every year and have probably come to view it as a chore, you pick a small group of acclaimed names who consider it an honor to be picked, and are also…

Why is it that no writer at any point was ever willing to just commit to Kylo being a villain? He’s a wretched little rat bastard, he doesn’t need redemption just because his grandad did. Just let him be evil!

To me, the best thing about Alien’s script (which is a very, very good script) is that it makes the Neidermeyer-esque rules stickler the fucking hero of the film and the only survivor.

I would like to make fun of you goofy ass white people for this, but I’m Chinese and my people think grinding up tiger bones in your tea makes you dick hard, so I really can’t.

I can’t top this. Not even trying today.

Damnit Emma the whole office smells offal now. 

How do you know one of the new Pokemon won’t become a favorite though? You’re throwing out an entire game because one Pokemon isn’t in it?

Keef has my favorite take on the subject:

• 1. Voice your concern

I have never had a more positive impression of Jerry O’Connell in my life before now.

You can’t spell “up to no good” without “Guy Pearce”!

I looked him up because I wondered the same thing, and apparently the implication is none of those memories are actually his, so there’s a question of who or what he was before they started manipulating him. Might be an interesting hook (even if it still feels like Wolverine, Bourne, Iron Giant, Memento, Strawberry…