“...done more for black people than anyone.”

Singer Chris Brown detained in Paris after rape complaint

If this is true, I hope she receives the justice she deserves, but I don’t know if that will happen especially with him being in another country. But also, and I’m not victim blaming at all, I’m surprised that there are people, both men and women, who still want to hang out with Chris Brown. He has a history of…

Me reading this headline:

How does one talk off beat? How is it possible? She’s a child and I don’t want to bully a child, but this is literally the worst song I’ve ever heard in my life. I’m upset about this.

Ever since Chris Pratt whined about there not being enough good ol’ blue collar American people on tv, I’ve been looking at him like this...

LL Cool J was hosting it for way too many years and he was not a very exciting host, so I imagine that Alicia won’t be any more boring than he was. This is fine, I guess. I feel nothing about this. Let’s just keep the spoken word to a minimum, Mrs. Keys.

Lindsay did not listen to anything that girl said. She made up her own story for her in her head and just went with it. People not listening when I’m being clear is a huge pet peeve of mine. That conversation was so uncomfortable to watch. Does Lindsay ever interact with real people because that is not how human conve…

Someone on twitter said Cory Booker looks like that Quiznos rat thing and now I can’t unsee it.

The academy: “Hey, we know you already apologized for that stuff you said ten years ago, but if you could just do it one more time, so we don’t any problems, that would be great!” 

TMZ mocks people for being has-beens who are still hanging on to fame.

Oh...I’ve obviously made a mistake somewhere because that was not meant to be shade. 90s Mariah was obviously peak Mariah, but I still stan. I’m listening to Caution right now. Any singer who’s career has spanned three decades will go through changes especially when you put the kind of strain on your voice that Mariah…

It’s nice that some singers can do this with their voices and I’ve always really enjoyed it when Minnie Ripperton and early 90's Mariah did it, but there is something about Ariana’s that I just don’t love. The song is nice, but it just doesn’t need a whistle note. It feels unnecessary. Also, the comparison to Mariah…

What a stupid mistake from Delta, but also how is he this handsome? Like how? 

“You like sugar on your grits.”

I guess.

Are all these dolls from the same dollhouse? Like...is there a record label that only signs women with doll in their names? That’s a thing? Also, why is it a thing? Why can’t offset stop cheating? Is it a medical issue? Why is his name offset? What does baby Kulture think about all of this? Does Nicki Minaj know…

How about they both sit they’re asses down and relax? Let’s cool it a bit ladies.

I’m not a big Tyra fan, but I mean obviously the show helped Winnie. Like, why else would she even be on Bravo. It’s impossible to know if she would have been famous without the show because she did the show and now she’s famous. (And I’m using famous loosely here.) I feel like that would be like saying American Idol…